>Be the hipster.

Your name is ZERO. You are a YOUNG TWENTYSOMETHING who is far too old for pigtails, currently residing in MONTREAL, QUEBEC. A fact which you are unbearably proud of and will probably never stop talking about. You have a variety of INTERESTS, but most of them are UNBEARABLY NERDY in one way or another. You spend most of your time WRITING, DRAWING, or ROLEPLAYING, and the rest of your time ATTENDING CLASSES or WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND. You also have a great deal of OPINIONS, the majority of them relating to QUEER BULLSHIT or SOCIAL JUSTICE, even if you feel kind of bad for having them. This might just be a side effect of your HUMONGOUS GUILT COMPLEX.

You also enjoy NOTORIOUSLY BAD COMICS, a great deal of HORROR SERIES, nearly ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH BIRDS, and ALMOST ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES MONSTERS OR ROBOTS. Also RAINBOWS, though you’ll take any bright colours or patterns in a pinch. When not attached to the internet via your “laptop” (read: umbilical cord), you tend to WATCH BAD MOVIES, SMOKE CHEAP CIGARETTES, and DRINK FAR TOO MUCH BOOZE.

You also have an UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF LOATHING FOR THE ENTIRE PROVINCE OF ONTARIO.

What will you do?