vorticity007:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

I”M

bigbigtruck:

I have had this exact experience. We bought 2000 in hopes they’d take care of the aphids plaguing our broccoli.

You are supposed to keep them in the fridge so they stay dormant. Problem is, THEY WAKE UP FAST AND GO BACK TO SLEEP REAL SLOW.

“Cutest infestation ever” —Mitch Hedberg

fleabit:

joekage:

ninjutsus:

hi look what we did to our dorm elevator

OH MY FUCKING GOD SCREAMING

HOLY SHIT SKJFL;SDKFJ AAAUGH

bonzananza:

YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE SHIA.

yug0:

shoulderblades:

narcotic:

I got in trouble in Sociology today :(

No. Who in their right mind would do this?

i’m crying

<Icy> NO

<Icy> WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THIS

<Icy> meet icy

eridans-crotch:

dannyquinns:

iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually fall into it.

That appliance still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

Wow, okay, at least put a fucking trigger warning on this. I lost a lightbulb to mousetrap violence and I don’t want to see this shit on my dash being glorified by some hipster assholes.

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.