okay this has been in my askbox for like a week now, because every time i go and try to answer it with something cool and ineffectual and witty i just end up turning into a shoujo manga stereotype and kind of babbling incoherently for a bit. then i need to calm down and by the time i come back to it it’s all starting over again and i really overthink every single thing i do, it’s an absolutely terrible state.

much like loving me. which can often be fatal!

see? i was flippant and entertaining! i can do it!