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birdslut: (n) an individual willing to perform favours in exchange for birds. oft mistaken for a slutbird, an avian with promiscuous tendencies.

i am both.

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brodoyouevenswift:

Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.

Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here

byanauticalmile:

i made some handy kismesis valentines for all yall with black quadrants out there dont forget v day aint just about holding hands and smooching with your s.o.

momo: I also just want to say that if the fog rolls in and the sirens start screaming tomorrow, I just wanted to let you know it's been a good run.
gray: if i pass out and don't talk to you between now and then
gray: it HAS been a good run
gray: and i'm only sorry you don't get to die by my hands
momo: That warms me inside in strange places.