do people who don’t wear glasses just like… forget…
that people who do actually need them…..,…..,.,………
oh my god i was going through my dad’s office looking for post it notes and i found a letter from some chica who went to a presentation of his saying that she “knew nothing about politics but liked his speech p.s. loved the gucci drivers” help mefasnkdfjnawkef
I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT
it’s 3pm on a monday and i’ve been lying in bed for an hour staring at the ceiling and mentally writing a meta post about the five man band in children’s media
send help
oh man okay, so it turns out i actually have working internet here, so i guess it’s time for a two part announcement!! aren’t you excited!!!
uno: i’m on vacation with family this week! so yeah obviously i won’t be around as much, and also the connection might cut out, so if i vanish from an aim convo or something don’t get offended. but more importantly! i might also make gleeful text posts about how strange and wonderful this great southern land is to me. if you want to avoid having to read any of these, saviour #adventures in america and save yourself a headache!
dos: this is the annual vacation where i do a shitton of reading (as well as rereading), and i brought a bunch of my favourite old kid’s series with me. you should probably also saviour #liveblogging, aaaand i’m just gonna say to put #dragons and friendship!!! in there too, since the first order of business is rereading the laurence yep books. those give me a whole mess of feelings. so. many. feelings.
— oh, i almost forgot! i’m around the southern coast of maine, so if anyone wants to trek out to a sleepy little beach town and catch a movie or something, i’d be aaaaall over that! C:
things i did today:
- learned not to prep hot sauce when your hands are covered in tiny cuts
- told a customer that their change was “eighty-ten” cents in english instead of “ninety” because apparently FRENCH
- went to my abnormal psychology class high
- made a friend after i came down when the girl beside me called the discussion group out on being slutshamey as fuck
- blingee’d my girlfriend
PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY, COMING THROUGH
but okay, okay, if you’re looking for a serious answer? still pretty much the same as above! don’t get me wrong, we’ve got our problems (like toronto), but… well, at least pizza ain’t a vegetable. i grew up about half-and-half here and in the usa, so i probably have a weird brand of patriotism! as in, i’m planning on moving to the states eventually, but you better believe that i’ll be telling everyone and their grandmother that i’m from the great white north.
AND YOUR MOM IS STUPID, TOO!
when you suddenly remember that a few nights ago, while extraordinarily high, you told two of your friends that they are totally pale for each other and should just shut up and pap already.
