my final exam is tomorrow but all i want to do is write smutfic: memoirs of a frustrated nerd

my brain is doing that thing a lot lately where my dreams are really quotidian and mundane and so every time i wake up i feel like i gained a day and keep getting deja vu on things that haven’t happened yet and getting mixed up

which means i spend half my time feeling like “i’ve done this already, but weirder”

OKAY SO. i have a reeeeaaaal bad roleplay itch to scratch, and i feel like all my dreamwidth accounts are going to waste. if i’m gonna be getting back into the swing of things, i want some practice first.

ssssoooooooo, any textbased rp comrades who’d be up for an open post or meme in the near future? panfandom AND ocs allowed obviously, why would that be a question with me

for anyone curious but unfamiliar with the jargon, i was thinking about doing a singlesetting mingling post similar to some of the ones you might’ve seen around bakerstreet, which i’m just using as the example that comes to mind first. they’re basically themed conversational lobbies, and if anyone wants to jump in but isn’t sure how i’d be happy to blather moronically about how to get set up and whatever

i am also happy to take suggestions for setting, ‘cause otherwise i might just end up recycling “SUDDEN TELEPORTATION INTO CO-ED PUBLIC SHOWERS” and leah isn’t around to make that as truly horrible as it would have to be

mandatory question marks so people don’t have to reblog this to talk to me??

archibad:

ZERO FORGOT WHAT ENCEPHALITIS WAS CALLED SO SHE JUST SAID WILL HAS “THE HOT BRAINS”

THE HOT BRAINS

WELL YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT, DIDN’T YOU

current mood: hEY LET’S DO COCAINE AND ROB A BANK YEEEAAAAH

by sheer strange coincidence, today is the day i delete both my dealer and my ex from my phone contacts! oh happy day.

this post is half cathartic spewing and half communication announcement!

if you follow me and you live in north america, i might like your phone number! (readmore for details)

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okay so i was humming sis puella magica in the shower and my brain did that thing where it swapped tracks without telling me and all of a sudden i was humming the bridge of khazad dum

like i’m not pretending to have any even basic understanding of musical theory bUT COME ON I WANT IT

NOW YOU SEE ME; this looks like the version of ocean’s eleven that tumblr would imagine in a fever dream, why haven’t i seen anyone talking about this??

THE HANGOVER: PART III; this would be the most redundant sequel this year if not for the fact that fast & furious 6 is debuting this summer

WORLD WAR Z; this looks as though instead of making a straight adaptation from a book about zombies it decided to make a metaphor about how hollywood versions of source material being soulless ghoulish husks— OH MY GOD, THIS ROLE IS WHY PITT’S HAIR WAS SO ATROCIOUS AT THE OSCARS

CAPTAIN PHILLIPS; yes because we needed another two hours of material in which a milquetoast band of virtuous white heros are menaced by darkskinned foreigners out for money and blood

GRAVITY; holy shit well that’s a genuinely terrifying concept! … how the blessed fuck did they stretch it into feature length

alright this is probably going to sound extraordinarily stupid, but in the last day or so my queue has stopped letting me edit the order, whatsoever. i can edit post content and tags but actual movement is not happening.

(like a week ago it stopped letting me scroll and drag at the same time which was a pain but manageable and it’s starting to feel like a functional queue has just been slowly pulled from my grasp)

i’ve uninstalled just about everything i can from stylish (since THAT has been a right pain in my ass for the last few weeks and i have no idea why on that front either, randomly vanishing background images were not what i signed up for)

anyway i guess if i did this to myself then you can all point and laugh, and if it’s just part of the slow site degradation due to the fact that this platform was coded by monkeys then i at least will feel less guilty about doubleposting fandoms all at once

general announcement: i have changed my icon for the first time in almost two years

archie and i match again, and all is right with the world

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i thought we were out of food until i remembered that my dad told me there was a bag of oranges in the fridge

but then i tried to peel one and they are not oranges

they are lemons………….,..,.

i am literally incapable of letting go of injokes okay if we laugh about something i will be making callbacks to it for years

we snide together we die together

okay i’ve gotten like two ghost notifs in my inbox in the past half hour and it’s kinda giving me the wiggins

if anyone’s tried to drop me a line in the last little while and i haven’t responded it’s by no means intentional, so please either resend or ping me on aim @ hatoful girlfriend yo

if not and it’s just tumblr fucking up, ignore this post in its entirety